February 2012
I can't wait to see you today.
Every time I start loving an animal, I have to...
True story from ‘06 until forever
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You know what...
I love the people I surround myself with. Awesome, loving people who make me feel good. I really thought about it and Milpitas is my home. I’ve met some cool people ever since I moved back to San Jose but they kinda came and left. But these people… Damn. These people treat me with so much respect. I feel comfortable being me now. Everyone I associated myself with before always had...
Line up the butts.
bikeageandmyboringlife:
I’m spanking them all.
No Butt Left Behind Program 2012.
Anonymous asked: how does one submit n00dz with no submit option!
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Send me nudes.
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Send me nudes.
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I guess being sarcastic via text isn't acceptable...
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First world problem: Auto-correct messed up my...
jaychary asked: you should have hit me up last weekend, bitter end crashed with us. i would have picked up that shirt for you!
Less than 20 minutes on the shirt
moshedbrotatoes:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/140696105859?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649#ht_500wt_1202
hit up the tapes too yo
Why do I only have $5 on my card. Fuck.
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I love that my
boyfriend accepts me for me and nothing else. He’d rather me have gnarly armpit and leg hair, no makeup, bald head, and all that other shit. But he’ll still care about me. I love it.
“Why do you always talk like you’re amazed?”
– My sister to her fiancé
Yo it's massey: Massey's tips on being an alpha... →
masseyp:
#3
Words/symbols you should never use, unless you want to be friend-zoned, a pussy, a kissless virgin, or a beta male.
“That’s neat.” -Get a dictionary, neat is a terrible/weak sounding word
“Cute.” -Have fun being whipped, beta
“<3” -If you want yours broken, then use it
“cats” -you’ll be…
I live by these tips.
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All my bad girls that don't gotta pay for weed put...
Because Valentine's Day is coming up soon, ask!
A: Who do you like and Why?
B: Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love?
C: Longest relationship you've ever been in, and why did it end?
D: Have you ever changed for someone, if yes, how?
E: Pretend I'm you ex, what do you want to say to me?
F: Have you ever been cheated on?
G: Have you ever cheated?
H: Would you date someone who's know for cheating, if yes why?
I: What's the most important part of a relationship?
J: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
K: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
L: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
M: What's one thing you regret saying or not saying, doing or not doing in a previous relationship?
N: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
O: Do you believe in the phrase, "Age is just a number?" Why or why not?
P: What about "Love at first sight"? Why or why not?
Q: Turn on's?
R: Turn off's?
S: What do you consider a deal breaker?
T: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
U: Are you currently in a relationship? If yes, for how long? If no, how long have you been single?
V: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
W: Do you think people should date their friends?
X: How many relationships have you had?
Y: Do you think love can last forever?
Z: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
1: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
2: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
3: Do you think long distance relationships can work? Why or why not?
4: What do you notice first about another person?
5: Do gay, lesbians, bisexuals or transgender people bother you?
Someone do this!!! tangerinedreamer.tumblr.com/asl
Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio...
mooooocow:
and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
Just guess.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
WOOPz
